Your Villain & You

Doctors and other good guys DNI! This book is only for masters of all space and time!

A humorous, sarcastic overview of the many personalities and faces of the universe’s most notorious supervillain, Your Villain & You invites you on a journey of wicked self-discovery. Choose the characters that you identify with the most, and then be amazed at what that reveals about your personality, childhood, style, gender, kinks, and more.

Your Villain & You contains 21 illustrated profiles. They range from the Russian Folklore Fan [“You are a tiny, prank-loving edgelord who screams at the sky to “come ‘n’ get’ you”] to the Disaster Queer [“Your socks never match, but your shoes are always comfy”].

The Judge [“You’re not villainous. You just have very exacting standards”] and the Mad Scientist [“You prefer the term ‘frustrated engineer'”], two entirely new profiles, appear as well because — well, why not?

Check out the full-page, full-color portraits! Watch the author fight the characters in the margins! Roll your eyes at the dubious puns!

This is a creative work of fiction intended solely for entertainment and parody. If you’re looking for self-help, it’s definitely not here.  Maybe find a blue box or something.

How can you resist? [You can't. You will buy this book. You will enjoy it. I am the master of silliness, and you will obey me.] P.S. Unlike the charity anthologies, this is a for-profit endeavor.